adumula, you're the sacred cow!
four rivers of milk
yeah, you're the cow!
lickin' ice
yeah, you found buri!
a good lookin' god,
in a hurry!
i go to badcock
and bought a really nice table!
"one low price!"
fuckin' A!
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i like beans
beans
i like beans
beans beans beans
i like the way that they walk
and it's chill to here 'em talk
though it smells a little vile
when i crack a southern smile
i like dem beans
beans beans beans beans
i like beans
yeah... beans
pork and beans!
rice and beans!
refried beans!
any kinda beans!
i like dem beans!
beans
beans beans
beans beans beans
there's a big car in my backyard!
rotting! rotting! rotting! rotting!
there's tons of uses for a big dead car...
barbecue pit, outdoor wet bar.
kennel your dogs or house a bum
use the power nozzle to wash out the scum
from the big car in my backyard!
rotting! rotting! rotting! rotting!
big car in my backyard!
rotting! rotting! rotting! rotting!
we're just getting started when that beast goes dead
sure it was a volvo but now it's a shed
you wouldn't believe what i did to the ford
all the neighbors drive by and they say oh lord -
that's a big car in his backyard!
rotting! rotting! rotting! rotting!
big car in my backyard!
rotting! rotting! rotting! rotting!
don't need tires and don't need shocks
in a japanese garden surrounded with rocks
bury it in dirt and make a cave
you can't even start unless you save
a big car in your backyard!
rotting! rotting! rotting! rotting!
big car in my backyard!
rotting! rotting! rotting! rotting!
blood! on my wheels!
you don't tip
you dumb fuck
you can't drive
you just suck
blood! on my wheels!
here's your pie-
where's the cash?
where's my tip?
that's your ass-
blood! on my wheels!
ba ba ba pa ba ba pa ba!
a bo bendah!
ba ba ba pa ba ba pa ba!
a bo bendah!
ba ba ba pa ba ba pa ba!
a bo bendah!
ba ba ba pa ba ba pa ba!
one if by land
two if by sea
open yo' mouth
here comes the tea - BAG!
you came to our party
but you weren't invited
if you'd brought gasoline
would of ignited it
but you brought us tea
and that means much more
don't it look pretty
brewing on our shore
you fuckers tried to tax us
but you didn't ax us
santana abraxus
we tax our own shit beeyotch
a box in my hand and my balls in my fist
drinking red wine 'til i get pissed
falling down drunk is so divine
nothing quite like that box o' wine
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o'! box o'!
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o' wine!
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o'! box o'!
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o' wine!
drink it down red or drink it down white
box o' wine is my date tonight
she never says no and she never gets tired
lyrics like these she often inspired
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o'! box o'!
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o' wine!
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o'! box o'!
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o' wine!
you think it's all gone but there's still more
pull the bladder out and fall on the floor
squeeze it real tight and suck it dry
when it's all gone you start to cry
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o'! box o'!
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o' wine!
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o'! box o'!
<dum de dum de dum de dum> box o' wine!
it's 3 a.m. and i'm drinkin' what pours
could get out the liquor, but shit, what for?
i gotta box o' wine, and a-lots o' time
and i got a lot of verses that sorta rhyme
then i stagger on home, smelling like a skunk
and the officer stops me, asks what i drunk
i sez "a box o' wine, and fuck you too!"
so now i pick up garbage with the county crew
i got a box full of wine and a head full of you
and i don't know what the fuck i'm supposed to do
'cept stagger through the corridors, puke in the alley
i don't need a lover when i can dally with-
buttfuckin' USA
you oughta know your mom
she showed me the way
now i'm a trucker on
the hershey highway
buttfuckin' USA
B-U-T-T-F-U-C-K-I-N-G yay!
B-U-T-T-F-U-C-K U! S! A!
B-U-T-T-F-U-C-K-I-N-G yay!
B-U-T-T-F-U-C-K U! S! A!
buttfuckin' USA
true love is love
so what do you say
the truth is the truth
you don't have to be gay
buttfuckin' USA
B-U-T-T-F-U-C-K-I-N-G yay!
B-U-T-T-F-U-C-K U! S! A!
B-U-T-T-F-U-C-K-I-N-G yay!
B-U-T-T-F-U-C-K U! S! A!
i'd like to thank the british
for inventing cheddar cheese.
yesterday i saw you sell yourself short
that's ok; i do it too
them, it's always to them
and all the while never to me!
yesterday i saw you staring at the wall
dripping aquanaut in a ballroom hall
i just led the way out into the night
like Chopin in some crazy fucked up fight!
come on out with me and drip a little more
we'll drive around until we wash up on the shore
of outer space that's where it all ends
outer space, please, babe don't get the bends
i said hey!
i said hey!
i said hey!
i said hey!
yesterday i saw you staring at the wall
lovely cosmonaut who's six feet or more tall
you know that they don't like 'em quite that big
so they can stuff the ship with three or five or ten
but now it's time for me to grin and go
"it was fun for y'all now get out of the do'"
to outer space that's where this story ends
outer space, oh short ones come right in!
i said hey!
i said hey!
i said hey!
i said hey!
large spinach?
[gutteral] that's arright.
extra cheese?
that's arright.
no olives?
that's arright.
no sauce?
that's arright. you wanna know why?
why?
cuz i'm -
gonna put my cock in your pie!
gonna put my schlong in your pizza!
gonna sodomize your slice! (hey! hey! hey!)
gonna put my cock in your pie!
extra garlic?
that's arright.
no cheese?
that's arright.
thick crust?
that's arright.
Could I have a large pizza,
half vegetarian with white sauce, one slice with just cheese, you know, for
the baby, and the rest with no sauce but with anchovies? Is that all
right?
that's arright.
cuz i'm -
gonna put my cock in your pie!
gonna fuck your pizza!
gonna sodomize your slice! (hey! hey! hey!)
gonna put my cock in your pie!
cold water and dicks don't mix
hey baby have you heard the news
gonna leave you with a dick-shaped bruise
you went out for a drink or two
and you wore your loose fittin' shoes (you bitch)
hey there, fella, better listen to me
and stop your talkin' to that floozy
you should have known you were my dude
gonna leave you with a dick-shaped bruise
hey you workin' at the DMV
you just earned a dick-shaped bruise from me
you take my picture now or you'll see
been in the fuckin' line since three (and now you're
closed)
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
you can't choose (where)
hey asshole - no, the one after bill
dick-shaped bruise up on capital hill
i'm not convinced by your oxford shirt
you earned it now lift up your skirt
hey there, salesman with the number unknown
you earned a dick-shaped bruise all your own
you called my house when i was sleepin'
listen hard and you can hear it creepin'
won't turn your shit down at the light
gonna get your dick-shaped bruise tonite
just because you're really thumpin' that shit
doesn't mean i want to listen to it
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
you can't choose (where)
hey mother fucker, ain't no money for you
don't ax a question fro a freshy of booze
you wanna see your kids but the story's not true
i'll just buy you a dick-shaped bruise
hey there, trevor don't be frontin' on me
you say the food court is your territory
your baggy pants don't make you a G
dick-shaped bruise from the C-P-T
hey there fucker who doesn't tip
you and my dick are going on a secret trip
pack your bags and you better pack heavy
dick-shaped bruise in the back of my chevy
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
dick shaped bruise
you can't choose (where)
Lyrics pending.
competition and alcohol are a perfect mix
gather round the table for a fight that can't be fixed
the only real man in this room will be the last one standing
if you are a pussy, you will have a fast crash landing
under the table
down and out
pay-per-view cable
drinking bout!
stinky boggs has been drunk since 1982
he could use his trump card - a round of cheap perfume
john o'reilly's irish - a definite plus
ed's an airline pilot - hell, everyone's a lush!
mouthwash, champagne
sweet red wine
by the shot glass
by the stein
under the table
pukin' it out
pay-per-view cable
drinking bout!
now it's down to two - we'll see who has the balls
the bodies are all piled up - like in valhalla's halls
eye to eye to eye to eye - they face off 'til one drops
they're bringing out the hose to shotgun some peppermint schnapps
under the table
down and out
pay-per-view cable
drinking bout
who's the real man?
there's no doubt
last man standing at the
drinking bout!
i'm sorry about that pull, but i've been drinkin' in rl
didn't know that the mobs would baf
i forgot that the tank was afk
'cause i've been drinkin' in rl
y'aaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll died really fast,
lol,rofl
now i think i even got the healer pissed at me
'cause i've been drinkin' in rl
/release
come on, everybody /release
come on, everybody /release
come on, everybody /release
Lyrics pending.
the front is like a car,
the back is like a truck.
the front is where you kiss,
and the back is where you fuck.
rollin' thru the hood
deep dish all gold daytons
pumpin' out the bass
can't keep the girls waitin'
crusin' wit' my posse
sheepskin on my throne
gold rings on my fingaz
chrome - lots of chrome
pimpin' out the town
got pussy on my mind
and a half a pint o' whiskey
gonna help me unwind
my red el camino
totally appeals
20 inch kickers
gold wire wheels
chain link steering wheel
with a disco ball nut
i got the hydraulics
to lift that ass up
furry carpet dash
and a sign of the christ
all the ladies love me
'cuz they know i'm real nice
if you see me coming
and you're makin' yo' deals
break it off cause i'm your daddy
bitch call me will fucking $killz
Lyrics pending.
Lyrics pending.
Lyrics pending.
when I see you walking down the street,
you know the way that I like to meet;
come on and fist me.
why don't you fist me?
when you see me and you say," Hello,
how you doin' there my good fellow?"
why don't you fist me?
oh yeah, now fist me.
'cuz fisting is the way to meet your friend,
that friend'll be there in the end.
come on party people...
fist me
yeah, yeah
fist me
yeah, yeah
[pirate]
so i'm a retired pirate, see?
drink my beer and watch tv
but that damned bird won't shut his hole
he's always cussin' like a ho'
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye!
[pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer!
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye!
[pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer!
[pirate]
shut yer beak, can't take no more
squawking, shitting on the floor
it's bad enough the way you smell
without your givin' me such hell
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye!
[pirate]Shut yer yap or I'll stuff you in the freezer!
[parrot]Fuck you, One-Eye! Fuck you, One Eye!
[pirate]Stop that noise or I'll stuff you in the freezer!
[pirate]All right you bastard, in you go ([parrot]Fuck you! Fuck you!)
[pirate]Lock your ass up where it's cold
switch baywatch on and crack a brew
....
oh shit! I've left him in since two...
ya got a brand new girlfriend
ok she's cuter than mine
and you got more money
and even more free time
but that's ok, yeah, that's all right
i'm gonna fuck your momma tonight
you got a 401k plan
and a brand new car
and a big ole house on the hill
and you're a real rock star
but that's ok, yeah, that's all right
i'm gonna fuck your momma tonight
i'm a levitator
and i phase real nice.
the lavender has been good to me;
you better take some of my advice.
Mystic Hills are my playground;
Crimson Rock is my den.
man, you just better step off,
'cuz I'm twenty-(two, six, whatever, etc.) under again.
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.
honors on the tee box -
you know I'm driving for show.
put me on the dance-floor;
that's where I'm putting for dough.
when I'm freakin' the track-ball,
you know I'm having a blast.
Summerall just shut your mouth;
Jacobsen you can kiss my ass.
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.
pro tip!
short shots, softer swings-
pro tip!
backspin, help me please-
pro tip!
gonna hit all eighteen greens-
pro tip!
Gonna bring you to your knees-
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.
i am golfer three;
life's been good to me.
best not piss me off,
when I'm teeing-off.
in 1953 a legend was born
the most unlikely king of porn
over two decades of gettin' his kix
gettin' paid for over two thousand flix
his name is ron, porn star extraordinaire
his name is ron, i'm better lookin' than him i swear
his name is ron, hairier than king kong
his name is ron, want you all sing along
talin' bout ron jeremy
who all the guys wanna be
he's got a 10 inch log
we love the hedgehog
my man ron he got a master's from queens
it's no degree that makes the ladies cream
and even though that hedgehog is straight
you ought to that brother auto-fellate
he hangs with mork, john stewart, matt and trey
he worked with boogie nights, orgazmo and killing zoe by
the way
actor and director and producer all in one
next time you hear of his next movie you ought to run (to see)
you eat a burger made from wheat that is ground
you quit your job to follow panic around
'cuz you're a hippie
oh, you're a hippie
you glue some noodles and you sell it as art
not taking showers is your favorite part
'cuz you're a hippie
oh, you're a hippie
now we're gonna build a fire
so the hippies can perspire
drum circle pheremones got me
burnin' with desire
you think patchouli covers funk - that's a farce
you smell like business end of a baboon's arse
'cuz you're a hippie
oh, you're a hippie
you wear your tie dyes and your birkenstocks
shave your legs, suck my fucking käk
now we're gonna build a fire
so the hippies can perspire
drum circle pheremones got me
burnin' with desire
i see you walkin'
i see you lookin'
you ain't up to no good
there's something you want
there's something you need
gotta go to the store for you
how sloppy is your joe?
hey! sloppy joe!
how sloppy is your joe?
hey! sloppy joe!
and it ain't stoppin'
my heart is droppin'
and it's understood
mama ain't happy
ain't no one happy
please spare me o' goddess of my universe
how sloppy is your joe?
hey! sloppy joe!
how sloppy is your joe?
hey! sloppy joe!
how sloppy is your joe?
hey! sloppy joe!
how sloppy is your joe?
hey! sloppy joe!
i'm catchin' a wave
i'm ridin' the tide
and it's high tide! high tide!
you cannot be safe
run and hide
backside! on my backside!
how sloppy is your joe?
hey! sloppy joe!
how sloppy is your joe?
hey! sloppy joe!
how sloppy is your joe?
hey! sloppy joe!
how sloppy is your joe?
hey! sloppy joe!
well, the name of my penis it used to be
Death Waggin'
but now the ladies are callin' him
Sgt. Satisfaction
he was a private for a little while
then all the ladies they started to smile
i got promoted!
i got promoted!
i'm an invisible man
i'm an invisible man
there's something grabbin' your ass, girl
and it feels like a hand
you turn around to confront him
maybe kick him in the glands
i do it 'cause i can
i'm an invisible man
i'm an invisible man
you see the fridge door open
and a flyin' beer can
i've drank so much of your beer, man
i could fill up hoover dam
so drunk i can't hardly stand
i'm an invisible man
i'm an invisible man
yeah, invisibility is a blast
watch people fuck, grab some sweet ass
i steal everything i need
i don't do it out of hunger or greed
i do it 'cause i can
i'm an invisible man
i'm an invisible man
you're trying to rock out to your hi-fi
yeah you got it turned to ten
the only sound that you hear
is the dreadful bagpipe band
it makes you curse your clan
i'm an invisible man
i'm an invisible man
yeah, invisibility is a blast
watch people fuck, grab some sweet ass
i steal everything i need
i don't do it out of hunger or greed
i do it 'cause i can
i'm an invisible man
i'm an invisible man
i'm an invisible man
i'm an invisible man
well you think sex and violence should stay far removed
but i found a weapon in your voice and something to prove
you slip it out and fold it up and with a stare so cruel
you slap it across my face and then ask me to duel
demanding satisfaction you meet me at high noon
take ten paces down the hall to your bedroom
turn around fully cocked standing nose to nose
one of us left standing there while the other one blows
well just shoot me
shoot me now
execute me
whip it out load it up stick it in and blow me down
you were so wasted
come on baby bring it up bring it up
got to love what you want to do
now your callin on the telephone
and you know i'm gonna hang it up hang it up
cause i love what it does to you
through your eyes i see the morrow
with your head upon my pillow
looking outward tword the sun
so good at playing
always gotta go and fuck it up fuck it up
never even really matters who
through your eyes i see the morrow
with your head upon my pillow
looking outward tword the sun
through your eyes i see the morrow
with your head upon my pillow
looking outward tword the sun
maim… destroy!
killer alloy
i'm not very funny
i'm not very pretty
but i'm gonna destroy u
top notch
used crotch
i'm not very funny
i'm not very pretty
but i'm gonna destroy u
oh darlin' why'd you slap my left knee,
you usually smack my ass
darlin' why'd you slap my left knee,
you usually smack my ass
my left knee
baby you know that's not my ass
that's just my knee
hey i see your sister bethany
i bet she would smack my ass
hey i see your sister bethany
i bet she would smack my ass
my left knee
baby you know that's not my ass,
that's just my knee
how many ninja would it take to kick your ass!
more than you got on our back i can betcha that!
ninja are masters of stealth and subterfuge!
oh looky, there's a shurikin coming straight at you!
the ninja
ass kickerz!
the ninja
no boot lickerz!
the ninja
coming atcha!
the ninja
might attackya!
this little ninja is green and smells like beer!
i didn't think they even made ninja round here!
where did he go, now i can't see!
look out now there's a shurikin coming straight at me!
the ninja
ass kickerz!
the ninja
no boot lickerz!
the ninja
coming atcha!
the ninja
might attackya!
order some food
to get in the mood
no pants, no pants
they gotta deliver
'cuz I don't wanna shiver
no pants, no pants
and I can scrape out the bong
'cuz the beastmaster's on
no pants, no pants
stay in the house
play with my mouse
no pants, no pants
kickin' some cock
listenin' to rock
no pants, no pants
but when buffy comes on
gonna pull out my dong
no pants, no pants
no pants - no worries
no pants weekend, no pants weekend
no pants weekend, no pants weekend
tonight!
put out the dog
squeeze out a log
no pants, no pants
phone off the hook
got a good book
no pants, no pants
could be making some bux
but the outside world sux
no pants, no pants
sit in the tub
pull off a rub
no pants, no pants
could probably get laid
but I've got it made
no pants, no pants
chronic masturbation
is the new sensation
no pants, no pants
no pants - no worries
no pants weekend, no pants weekend
no pants weekend, no pants weekend
tonight!
snake! (all up in the area!)
dr. ass! (all up in the area!)
reaver! (all up in the area!)
sue balls! (all up in the area!)
dictatortots
kickin' the cocks
dictatortots
are here to rock
dictatortots
pull up your socks
dictatortots
are hot hot hot!
bo bender! (all up in the area!)
willie skilz! (all up in the area!)
tru! (all up in the area!)
m.c. hatchet! (all up in the area!)
dictatortots
kickin' the cocks
dictatortots
are here to rock
dictatortots
pull up your socks
dictatortots
are hot hot hot!
on the way i saw a woman
a god-damn screamer
a cadillac smile
a fuckin valkariner
running with valhalla
odin and the boys
ho! there is the fenris wolf
these humans are his toys
T-H-O-R
T-H-O-R
T-H-O-R
GOD-OF-THUN-DAR
then i spotted loki,
he's my little bitch
he will feel mjorn-er
once within my re-ach
i will call the lightning
i will strike you down
with my mighty hammer
which helps me fly around
T-H-O-R
T-H-O-R
T-H-O-R
GOD-OF-THUN-DAR
outlaw redneck bitches
outlaw redneck bitches
outlaw redneck bitches
outlaw redneck bitches
come ye gather Hobbits all
ye Elvin folk as well
come all ye Dwarves, O cease thy toil
make merry for a spell
for we have pies and tarts aplenty
round the olde Maypole
play hag o' puddles and spin the penny
and skip about the knoll
here we come a'hoppin'
here we come a'hootin'
come on y'all ('sup? 'sup?)
let's get panflutin'!
O Hobbits from both far and near
we've plenty here for all
Elvin wine and Dwarvish beer
and mead for ol' Gandolph!
so toodle dee and toodle doo
and yippie dippie diddle
stamp your feet to a jolly tune
and play upon the fiddle
here we come a'hoppin'
here we come a'hootin'
come on y'all ('sup? 'sup?)
let's get panflutin'!
gonna panflute people now
[jolly music follows]
pbr get in my belly
punch a moose
punch a moose
now i gotta punch a moose
punch a moose
punch a moose
now i gotta punch a moose
yeah
she's my icelandic baby
she got the cold melons oh yeah.
you can see her top from that volcanic rock
while she is down in reykjavik town.
oh, town.
her father hates me.
you should hear him berate me.
his name it's Rolf Thorgleson.
some people say that she shouldn't of fucked me
but Snake (or Bear), he don't give a fuck G!
down in reykjavik town
down in reykjavik town
down in reykjavik town
down in reykjavik town
i wish i were a dolphin
and you were lost at sea
you'd look out toward the horizon
but all you'd see is me
you'd think that you were drowning
'till i came up from below
and let a mighty dolphin yell
out of my big blowhole
i'll let you ride my seahorse
on a shopping spree
if you'll let me use my dorsal fin
to part your red sea
but you won't let me dive that deep
'less i come ashore with you
to cuddle close, eat popcorn
and watch "beaches" on the tube
you can ride my dolphin
but he will want to pry
your bearded clam wide open
and shuck out what's inside
in davy jones' bedroom
we rock beneath the waves
i'm gonna drag you under, and
hide my dolphin in your cave
drove to atlanta, once
somebody got laid, i think
it takes an hour and a half
if you drive real slow
which we do
'cuz we got weed in the car
and some of us are drunk, already
played some pretentious rock
acted like pricks
now it's time to go
who's gonna drive
i drove us here
dr. ass has loaded the gear
the way back is also an hour and a half
can't make it the whole way
better stop at the waffle house
with your naked, worn, fingers
i could tell you smoke the cigarettes
i could tell with one look to you
you were born without
but you sin so i took to you
you and all your affairs
i should of known that i'd get to you
should of known in the end
then somebody farted
at the rock show
i knew that you farted but baby
i won't let them know.
with your lips you came swinging
so i dance debonair
around the faults in this broken heart
lost love in the air
but you sin so i took to you
you and all your affairs
i should of know that i'd get to you
should of known in the end
then somebody farted
at the rock show
i knew that you farted but baby
i won't let them know.
nobody knows,
at the rock show
nobody knows,
at the rock show
Lyrics pending.
i got my breathmints
i got my cup
my 13th level ranger's
gonna fuck shit up (oldschool)
they're gonna be girls
gotta look my best
high top reeboks and a brand new vest
call up wendy, christie and clair
but you know they're washing their hair
call up steve
call up marty
goin' to a sausage party
why don't girls
like dungeons & dragons
i see one now
let's circle the wagons
we got chips
we got beer
how come no chix are here?
call some girls
that won't show up
finished my beer
let's fill it up
tammy's doing her nails and
jenny's late
too many cookies on her plate
we're missing sue and
where is lori
now the guys won't
believe my stories
oh wait i see one now-
no wait, it's steve.
it's just steve.
he enters a 10x10 room
an orc guarding the chest
he seems interested in my magical vest
here comes sgt. reacharound (hup! one! two!)
he'll stand you up and mow you down
here comes sgt. reacharound (hup! one! two!)
he'll eat you up and shit you out
well get your high maintanence ass in my face
and we'll rusha rusha rush all over the place
then i'll tie you up with that bow
knocking nikes at sigma row
tell your sisters so they'll all know
more than one way to wear that bow
won't you come and walk down milledge with me
i need someone to replace daddy
everything in life i have gotten for free
but i'm workin real hard toward my MRS degree
and i'm like-
and she's all-
and i'm like-
and she's all-
and i'm like-
and she's all-
and i'm like-
and i'm like-
like a sorostitute
i spell it t-double-oo-oo-t
yes a sorostitute
get me out of my dollhouse
there comes a time, once a month
that i feel free
to let the love coming from you
flow inside of me
and i want you to join me -
i mean not really join me
and that, that's the beauty you see
it's all... timing.
when we surrender, it might be tender
but we must wait
if i'm correct
we'll have a visitor on monday
well, we might be fools
to rely on a paved way
[something something]
it could betray
i hope we don't get it wrong
does someone know the date
but if we wait too long
i will just stray
i'm talking about cum and blood
cum and blood - it mixes up so nice within
cum and blood, cum and blood
safe time of the month it is
i'm talking about cum and blood
cum and blood - it mixes up so nice within
cum and blood, cum and blood
safe time of the month it is
you're bringin' the pain
when you rain
time it is doesn't change
you're fillin' my pockets
with plugs for your socket
when we're at the club
gonna fill my mug
till my name is mud
that's all for you my love
that's a lot of blood
that's a lot of blood
that's a lot of blood
that's a lot of blood
that's a lot of blood
that's a lot of blood
i'm lost in your flow
and it goes and goes
makes pink colored snow
oh, what a mess
don't bleed to death
love your swollen chest
oh, let's take a chance
and take off your pants
bloody up my lance
give me nappy
makes me happy
that's a lot of blood
that's a lot of blood
that's a lot of blood
that's a lot of blood
that's a lot of blood
you know i did a dance
when it came this month
thirty something days
that's a lot of blood
i only like the way
it fills out your jugs
nothing personal
but that's a lot of blood
you look so right how can you be so wrong
i was thinking of you when i wrote this song
i was thinking maybe you would like to take a walk outside
hop into my car and let's go for a ride
stupid song inside
stupid
stupid song inside
stupid
i turn the radio up so nobody can here
then i'll grab my tool box from the rear
now don't look baby just u turn around
i'll wield my mighty wrench and then bring it down
stupid bitch inside
my trunk
stupid bitch inside
my trunk
three fat guys
three fat guys
three fat guys
three fat guys in a little truck
three fat guys in a little truck
three fat guys in a little truck
three fat guys in a little truck
three fat guys in a little truck
she's got an itchy throat
she's got an itchy throat
she could use a little lotion
oh now you feel the power of glory coming out when you unload
if you wanna feel a little safer than sorry
would you please place it right here on my throat
or so
you're completely and totally in control
ha!
up your ass with a blade of grass
up your butt with a coconut
up your chute with a studded boot
up your muff with a leather glove
bitch
bitch
they got brunette thumbs,
blonde thumbs,
redhead thumbs
you better turn it off
when your mama comes [in]
thumbzilla
thumbzilla
they got oral thumbs,
group thumbs,
lesbian thumbs
no blind links
and no pop-ups
thumbzilla
thumbzilla
you got your j-pegs,
m-pegs,
a-v-is,
click on any link
and you'll start to rise
thumbzilla
thumbzilla
thumbzilla
thumbzilla
i like eating people
but i don't eat titties-
that's just gross.
if you think eating people
isn't cool - you're the one that's not cool
you can eat people for dinner
if you follow one simple rule
Lyrics pending.
buy me this and buy me that is all I ever hear from you
what the hell do you need with 30 million pairs of shoes?
and yes I do think that that shirt and coat and pants make you look fat
but ask me one more time and I'm gonna beat you with a
whiffle bat
I asked you if you wanted to get supper about 1,000 times
you just said no, but now you feel the need to eat all of mine
Sex and The City and that Cosmo rag have fucked you up so bad
you're stupid chick-like tendencies are driving me mad
you'd look better with a dick in your mouth
you'd sound better if you spent more time "down south"
now every brother in the world, they know just what I'm talking about
you'd look better with a dick in your mouth
why do I always hear about your ex and how he was so good to you?
I wonder if the chicks he cheated on you with all say that too
and what about your friends who tell you all the time that I'm a slob
I'd like to introduce them to my friends, their names are Neil and Bob
hell yes I do think that that chick i stared at is hotter than you
I fantasize about her and her hottie girlfriends too
I used to give a fuck, I used to work so hard to try and please
I'd try again if you'd spend less time bitching, more time
on your knees
